Considering the damage that tamagotchi have unleashed over the past few months--from causing traffic fatalites in France to their TV counterparts inducing epilectic fits in Japan--it's no wonder than they're the frequent target for satire. Here, you'll take the role of immense mutant reptile to stomp the bejesus out of the annoying LCD critters. Ah, if only Mothra was this easy to squash.

Harold Check