Not since Lee Harvey Oswald has anyone gone so quickly from complete anonymity to worldwide infamy. And since Lewinsky's particular brand of destruction is infinitely more palatable than Oswald's, one can only dream of the riches that will inevitably be heaped upon her doorstep. Movies, books, Oprah, perhaps even a tasteful piece in The New Yorker. Ah, the joys of internship!

Harold Check